plop

I. Life sucks poop nuggets.
wow, last time I'm saying that again.
but really; i dont like being depressed and its sad and i'm all irritable. it oculd be that time of the month but i still have a week..? i thought. :(

II. Overheard in New York
Girl: Wow! Did you see the rack on her?
Guy: Where?
Girl: Over there...
Guy: Man! You're not kidding!
Girl: See what I do for you? Who's the best girlfriend ever?
--Rockefeller Center

Guy #1: I love her so much...I won't even jack off to her.
Guy #2: I guess I don't love her as much as you do.
--Broadway & Thames

There's another really funny one but I won't post it because it's got loads of swear words :P Good night, suckas! :D